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<i>Football was never
just a game for me.</i>

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<i>It was my life.</i>

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<i>My neighborhood in Brooklyn
It was hard

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<i>and too close
from JFK airport,</i>

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<i>but football got me out of there.</i>

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With the first choice,
Green Bay selects

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to Reggie Dinkins...
- Yes!

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From Rutgers University.

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The All-Pro running back
Reggie Dinkins

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now he has been named the MVP
of the NFL for the second time.

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But what I really want

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It's the new beef dish
from McDonald's.

13
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<i>It's official, people.</i>

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<i>Reggie Dinkins of Brooklyn
will come home.</i>

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2005.

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That season was destiny
and I was going to be a legend.

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DINKINS RUIN THE SEASON
OF THE JETS

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No.
No, I don't like this.

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I don't like this.
It's disappointing.

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Okay, it's a job
in development, obviously,

21
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but you hired me to do
a documentary about you--

22
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No, I hired you to
you did what I told you.

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Now I have to put on
the producer's hat.

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This movie should show you
to the people

25
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how great I am.

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?What happened to that music?

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My fiancee Brina
I should do the topic.

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Brina!
- Of course, darling!

29
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♪ Reggie Dinkins is the best ♪

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- - !She knows! !!
- Look!

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♪ Soccer and kisses
in the night ♪

32
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Wow! This is
what people want.

33
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<i>♪ The fall and the rise
by Reggie Dinkins ♪</i>

34
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Welcome to my world.

35
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Yes I was a superstar
of the NFL,

36
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but my job
more important now

37
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It's being a loving father.

38
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Oh, look, Carmelo.

39
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I see you followed my advice

40
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and you're getting your head right
with the studies.

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You know it, dad.

42
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Books are movies
for the brain.

43
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Now, this here,
this here--

44
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Are they recording it?

45
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This is where I'll hang
my golden jacket

46
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when I arrived
to the Hall of Fame.

47
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Wait, aren't you?
in the Hall of Fame?

48
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Stand up.

49
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?After your wonderful
career?

50
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Don't even tell me, Rusty,

51
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my friend despite his race.

52
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Incredible.

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As I always tell you
to my students

54
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from the University of Maryland,

55
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documentaries are about
about penetrating

56
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the artifice that people
They want to show the world.

57
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?Did you bring these posters
from your house?

58
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Reggie and I met
in the camp

59
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training in 2003.

60
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<i>I was a reserve kicker</i>

61
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of mere "University"
from Miami Oneonta.

62
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<i>But Reggie was the best.</i>

63
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They named a taco after him
at Hardee's.

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You'd think he and I
we have nothing in common,

65
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but simply
we get along well.

66
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Now Reggie lets me live
in his basement.

67
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<i>You know,
best friend stuff.</i>

68
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<i>I also drive
all your social networks.</i>

69
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We went viral
last week

70
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because I had a rash
on the neck

71
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and a lot of nurses
They responded.

72
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I am very impressed
that you could

73
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hold on to your money
after what happened.

74
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Yes, all thanks to my agent
business and representative.

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She takes care of all that.

76
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Yes, I understand that you bought
a Welsh team years before

77
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<i>that Ryan Reynolds
and his friend did it.</i>

78
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Yes, she is a murderer.

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for her
I named my barracuda Monica.

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- Mother.
- Hello darling.

81
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Hello.
?Your dad--? !Uh!

82
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?How long
Has this been happening?

83
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Three days.

84
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So your ex-wife is still
being your representative.

85
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When I needed someone
in my corner,

86
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I went to the only person

87
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who was with me
from the beginning.

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In the ninth grade,
a catholic school

89
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with an excellent program
American football

90
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I wanted to give me a scholarship,

91
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but it was very far
from Brooklyn.

92
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?Do you know Eel Cove?

93
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Monica took all the money
that he saved

94
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<i>and he bought me a scooter</i>

95
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<i>so that I could go
to school every day.</i>

96
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<i>I wouldn't be here without her.</i>

97
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<i>And yet,
She is no longer your girl.</i>

98
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Great use of urban slang.

99
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Life is complicated.
- Reggie.

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I hate to interrupt,

101
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?but can I talk to you
alone?

102
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I don't think so.

103
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Arthur Tobin's style
It is submersion.

104
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He even recorded me sleeping
last night.

105
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Talk when you sleep
It's for babies.

106
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If I talked in my sleep,
It would make me so ashamed.

107
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Reggie,
when you asked me,

108
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I told you not to do it
a documentary.

109
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I also told you
Don't buy that ball

110
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made of Miss Piggy
original.

111
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Let cameras in
to your house is a bad idea.

112
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Okay, do you remember?
when Carmelo was little

113
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and you said to go out
on a cruise with the family

114
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it was a bad idea
Why were you afraid of norovirus?

115
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And then he gave us all
the norovirus.

116
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Yes, but we could also see
the northern lights.

117
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Now that was magical.

118
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Look, I know you think this
will help get back to the top--

119
00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,658
the Hall of Fame.
A commentator position.

120
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You know it's not just about
of those things.

121
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I want to be respected again.

122
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I want Carmelo
have a father you admire.

123
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Well, if you want respect,

124
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this documentary is not
the way to do it.

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The only thing that will happen is
that you will finish

126
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revealing your butt
in front of everyone.

127
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You're welcome, world.
My butt is brutal.

128
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It's also a big loss
of money

129
00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,070
when you're not earning anything.

130
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?What was the last announcement
What could I get you?

131
00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,206
?What is this ad for?

132
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See, yeah, we both believed that

133
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we would be in a different
situation at this point.

134
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I just negotiated with Reggie
the largest contract

135
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in NFL history
and one day

136
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I'll be on the other side of the table.

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I will manage this team!
- And we will stay married!

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But I do have a plan.

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That's why I came to talk to you.

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I have an interview tomorrow
at IDK.

141
00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:03,492
?The agency?

142
00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,015
This could be good
for us.

143
00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,061
Your management department
of sports

144
00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:10,369
represents Steph,
Saquon, LeBron.

145
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I need full names.

146
00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,589
?Do you know how many LeBrons I know?

147
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At a big agency like IDK,

148
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maybe I will have enough
influence

149
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to get us back on track.

150
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So we better forget
from your little movie, yes?

151
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No, that will happen.
We've already started.

152
00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:26,254
?Do you really trust more
in any type

153
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with a camera that on me?

154
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Please,
Arthur Tobin is cool.

155
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?Oh really?
This man can never understand

156
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where you come from
He is the whitest person--

157
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This has to be a joke!

158
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Good talk.

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We agree
in which nothing is going to change

160
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and my Miss Piggy ball
It is a great investment.

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00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,538
Just use the last part.

162
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I found her!
The sword he was talking about.

163
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Tom Cruise wore it
in the movie

164
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where he played a samurai.

165
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It's true, he did.

166
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we should use it
in this movie.

167
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Reggie has an idea
amazing for the end.

168
00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,512
They kidnap me

169
00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:10,429
and Reggie rescues me
with the famous sword.

170
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Reggie, do you know what
does "documentary" mean?

171
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,043
I assume it comes from Latin,
"documentum",

172
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What does "teaching" mean?
or "instruction."

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00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,047
I took Latin in college
because I believed

174
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that would help me know
to Dominican girls.

175
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But then I liked it.

176
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Many languages come
from Latin.

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I'm just trying to do
that this movie

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be the best possible.
- Documentary.

179
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And you can't make it
a documentary works, Reggie.

180
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Frankly,
your pretend performances

181
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It's distracting us from the topic.

182
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,325
Excuse me,
but he wrote me a script.

183
00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,719
"Dad, you're a great dancer.

184
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,460
?Can you teach me how to do
the 'dushi'?"

185
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,504
It's called "Dougie"!

186
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We rehearsed it!

187
00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:49,076
we have to talk
about what happened

188
00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:52,079
after the game
AFC championship in 2005.

189
00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,994
I mixed up some numbers
of telephone.

190
00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,430
It could happen to anyone.

191
00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,954
Reggie Dinkins,
You made Indiana look ridiculous.

192
00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,479
?How does it feel to know that you're going
to the Super Bowl?

193
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,525
<i>Better me than you,
because you owe me $250,000--</i>

194
00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,831
<i>100 for the victory,</i>

195
00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,876
<i>100 for running more
200 yards

196
00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:09,705
<i>and 50 to score
more than one touchdown.</i>

197
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,054
<i>I scored four.</i>

198
00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,795
?What? Do you say--say--?

199
00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,363
?You say you bet
in the game?

200
00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,799
<i>Very funny.</i>

201
00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,322
<i>You know I'm handsome
in every game.</i>

202
00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:19,802
<i>You are my bookie.</i>

203
00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,935
<i>Hey, and give us $1,000
in 25 cent coins.</i>

204
00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,632
<i>!We'll go play
to the machines!</i>

205
00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,242
<i>You know, brother.</i>

206
00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,766
<i>?Where is the number</i>

207
00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:29,552
<i>for the live interview
What do I have to do?</i>

208
00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,034
You were banned for life
of the league.

209
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:37,037
Yes, but he was only betting on me
in order to win.

210
00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,126
It served as motivation for me.
to play well,

211
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,084
almost like a waitress
who works for tips.

212
00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,391
Without you, your companions
they lost the super bowl

213
00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,524
against Seattle, 61 to 2.

214
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,177
Progresso soup canceled
his contract with you.

215
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,440
Your episode of "Ghost
Whisperer" never aired.

216
00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,878
Yeah, and that ruined the arc
dramatic Melinda.

217
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:55,534
This documentary
It's not about this.

218
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,492
Like I told you on the phone,
we still don't know

219
00:08:57,493 --> 00:09:00,190
What will the documentary be about?
It will emerge over time.

220
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,889
And I told <i>you</i> that
It was a praise documentary.

221
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,500
for which I am paying.
Hey!

222
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,982
!None of this will come
in the documentary!

223
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,724
Now, I want you to film me
nailing it

224
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:13,595
in a basket
of regulatory height.

225
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,512
Don't film the ground.

226
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,080
Okay, come down.
It's my turn.

227
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,911
?Can we talk
of betting?

228
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,173
Wow, Reggie said.
that I shouldn't speak

229
00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,696
of the word with A.

230
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,350
Of course my dad
I was upset,

231
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,744
but I don't like it either
talk about it.

232
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,659
?Do you want to talk
of the worst thing

233
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,356
What happened to my family?

234
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:38,620
But I don't know if he meant
to the bets or to his grandmother.

235
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,144
Because in my family
we don't talk much

236
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,974
how my grandmother steals
in the markets.

237
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,804
Please, Marty.

238
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,372
I know I said, "Let's film everything,"
But take a break, right?

239
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,550
I'm watching you,
Mr. Arthur Tobin.

240
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:58,597
Yes I know why this child
with a beard he accepted this job.

241
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,947
I don't--?what?
I don't know what you mean.

242
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,558
Turns out I can't trust
in you

243
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,865
to do what Reggie
He paid you to do it.

244
00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,649
I saw one of your movies

245
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,129
at quadruple speed
on my phone.

246
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,785
It was good.
You won the damn Oscar.

247
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:16,919
?Why is it that the director
from "A Rose for Joshua"

248
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,268
do you want to be here?

249
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,053
?To do
an art film

250
00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,532
where Reggie looks
like a tragic loser?

251
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:22,838
No, no, no, no.

252
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,884
I think there could be
an interesting doc here.

253
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,669
"Doc" is a documentary.

254
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,845
Maybe you can say something
about gambling addiction

255
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,238
at the national level
or how fame--

256
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,631
So he was right.

257
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,111
You are here to get
what <i>you</i> need.

258
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,200
But, lord, you are underestimating
to Reggie Dinkins.

259
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:40,726
Won't let you take over
of his film.

260
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,510
He doesn't even want
a movie.

261
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:43,990
He wants a commercial.

262
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,775
And I swore I would never
another commercial.

263
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,826
You. I. Same.

264
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,566
Furthermore, I couldn't do
the movie Reggie wants

265
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,352
even if I wanted to do it,
because I can't...

266
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:01,921
?You can't what, Arthur?

267
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,793
I spoke to the lawyers
from the NFL a while ago

268
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,795
and there is a possibility

269
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,580
that they don't let us use
video clips of any match.

270
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:12,758
No, no, I know that Reggie Dinkins
It's a stain on the brand,

271
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,065
but I think that by redeeming it,
we can--

272
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,807
Okay, look.
Please, please.

273
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:21,202
Susan, I need
make this work.

274
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:30,036
This is over.

275
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,299
Okay. Okay.

276
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,910
I said stop filming me,
Marty!

277
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,869
but he told me
to follow you.

278
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:40,916
Oh, did we film something that
Don't you want people to see?

279
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,701
?How does your own medicine taste?

280
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,963
How cute, Reggie.

281
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,442
?Why would you use this footage?

282
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,096
Because you work for me!

283
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,882
Well, Arthur won't work
for you a long time.

284
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,753
can't even get
that the NFL

285
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,103
I let him use video clips
of your matches.

286
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,105
?Oh really? How will you do
a sports documentary

287
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,542
no sports?
- Hey, hey, hey.

288
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,980
I told you not to do it
this stupid movie.

289
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,721
It's a waste of money.

290
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,680
Yes, <i>my</i> money.
The money your BMW pays

291
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,682
and the medicine
for your son's farts.

292
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,379
?Can you edit that part?

293
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,426
And my <i>representative</i>
Work for me, Monica,

294
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,080
so if i say
that we are going to spend money,

295
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,734
Let's spend the money.

296
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,998
Reggie is not your man anymore,
Monica.

297
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,783
Monica has always
been good to me.

298
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,350
I just want to go out
in the documentary.

299
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,787
Archibald Reginald Dinkins,

300
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,311
I have put my life
paused for you.

301
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,357
But if you won't listen
my advice,

302
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,576
has no point
that I am here.

303
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,753
I have other options,
in case you didn't know.

304
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,363
!Then go!

305
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,712
I am the only reason
why those people

306
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,018
They were considering you.

307
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,280
I'm all you have.

308
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,760
That's not fair, Reg.

309
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,457
Represents a guy
who plays "Fortnite"

310
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,851
and Geena Davis,
but only in archery.

311
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,723
Tell those representatives
that you no longer represent

312
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,507
to Reggie Dinkins.

313
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,772
Let's see if they want to hire you.

314
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,210
If you insist.

315
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,733
I resign.

316
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,126
?Did you know? You are right.

317
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,910
This is a loss
of your money and my time.

318
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,173
I don't even care
that my career is ruined--

319
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,655
This could have been
a very good documentary,

320
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,135
but you had to ruin it.

321
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,137
You can send my posters
back

322
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,139
to the Documentary Center,
Anime and Pornography

323
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,445
from the University of Maryland.
- !Alright!

324
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,882
We will make this movie without you.

325
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,145
!Yes, <i>movie!</i>

326
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:22,496
- Yes! !!
- Uh!

327
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,196
You don't have to do it
in slow motion.

328
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,807
We can do that
on the computer.

329
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,028
I do it as quickly as possible
What can I do, Rusty?

330
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,903
Well done, darling!

331
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,997
Hey, dad.

332
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,302
?What do you think?
yes I interpret you

333
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,738
in dramatizations?

334
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,436
I know all your old plays.

335
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,092
I call that one "Go away, you."

336
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,746
We are going to find out
without Arthur Tobin

337
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:59,402
and the Unnameable.
- Yes.

338
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:02,623
But that fight with mom was--
- ?Mom?

339
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,277
I would never fight with my mom.

340
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,975
Lives in Florida
and she is a saint.

341
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,411
No, mom-mom.

342
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,980
I mean, he didn't really resign,
?or yes?

343
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,590
Because we need it.

344
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,983
?So that?

345
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,855
Brina can do everything
what she did.

346
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,770
Bri-Bri, are you talking to him?
to my knee doctor

347
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:23,297
to tell him that that little bone in
hat shape disappeared?

348
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,082
Okay, honey.

349
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,652
- ?That?
- Nothing.

350
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,610
Come on.

351
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,177
You can be honest with me.

352
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:39,616
As I always say, a son
It's just a friend you think.

353
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,792
Yes you say it often.

354
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,013
I just want this to work.

355
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,885
Honestly, things
They haven't always been easy

356
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,321
for me.

357
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,626
?Play American football

358
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,019
with the name "Dinkins"
on my back?

359
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,717
Nobody gets teased more than me.

360
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,895
and there is a player
His name is Osama Epstein.

361
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,853
?Do you think I don't know?

362
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,507
I know I hurt you all--

363
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,771
to you, to your mother
and even Rusty.

364
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,556
But if I can't fix
all this, son,

365
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,211
?then what kind
am I a man?

366
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,126
I would stomp away hard
right now,

367
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,781
but my knee is stuck.

368
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,348
Monica!

369
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,698
'Mana, we are
so excited--

370
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:21,571
and I don't use that word
lightly-- to meet you.

371
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,574
But I have to start talking
by Reggie Dinkins.

372
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,316
Well, to be totally
transparent,

373
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,797
I finished recently
my professional relationship

374
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,842
with Reggie.

375
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,497
That's music to my ears

376
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,021
and I don't even listen to music.

377
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,937
?What's the point?
- I'm glad you're excited.

378
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,416
Oh, no, no.

379
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,115
I was excited before,
but now I'm excited.

380
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,073
<i>Sincerely,
that you were the representative

381
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,424
Reggie's was the only thing
It kept us from getting excited.

382
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,948
<i>That guy was dead weight.</i>

383
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,732
He is the father
of my son.

384
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,994
I don't understand.

385
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,475
That's why firing him was
a great idea.

386
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,478
<i>And now I guess
that can return

387
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,829
to bet on matches
football, right?

388
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,222
It will be fine.

389
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,875
Reggie is doing his thing.

390
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,748
is working
in a documentary...

391
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,055
with a winning director
of the Oscar.

392
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,013
?Maybe you know Arthur Tobin?

393
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,884
!Wow!

394
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,235
My God. ?Tobin?

395
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,846
That's hilarious!

396
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:22,676
Wait, what's hilarious?
about Arthur Tobin?

397
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,895
Reggie, I can't do this.

398
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,463
You know I was very excited
the documentary,

399
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,249
but if it comes
from the movie or Monica,

400
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,902
you have to choose Monica.

401
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,687
I called every doctor
on your phone

402
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,211
and they are all DJs.
- And Julius Erving.

403
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,300
This is not only about
of your knee.

404
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,824
Monica is a part of your life.

405
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,609
It is part of our life.

406
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:46,221
?Do you remember when we got lost
in Tuscany?

407
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,658
But Monica had put you
an AirTag

408
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,096
and that's how the police
found us.

409
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,314
If it weren't for her,

410
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,577
we would still be trapped
in the mausoleum.

411
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,840
I knew I would be part of everything
from the beginning.

412
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,321
It has to be.

413
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,455
Some guys here
They represented Tobin.

414
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,239
After he won his Oscar,

415
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,372
they got him
a Marvel movie.

416
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,027
?Did you direct a movie
of superheroes?

417
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,332
He tried.

418
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,030
He couldn't stand the pressure.

419
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,509
He had a nervous breakdown
on the set

420
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,815
and ruined the whole project.

421
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,860
They hid it because Disney

422
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,688
I didn't want to get dirty
intellectual property,

423
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,691
but the video is epic.

424
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,563
Look, I'll put it in the chat.

425
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,000
You're Professor Squeeze, obviously.

426
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,003
This tennis ball
It's Deathtron

427
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,701
and these are moons.

428
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,355
?Space babies?

429
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,314
?Why are there more balls
tennis?

430
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,360
Wait, now the scene
Is it a tennis match?

431
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,927
?So some
of these balls

432
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,407
they will be tennis balls
really?

433
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,886
?Which is it?

434
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:46,890
!This movie
It doesn't make sense!

435
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,370
!Ah!

436
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,719
I am not an organ donor.

437
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,460
Don't take out my organs!

438
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,636
My God.

439
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,596
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
but this is so perfect.

440
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,989
?Reggie Dinkins
and Arthur Tobin together?

441
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,209
<i>They deserve each other.</i>

442
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,994
Yes, maybe you're right.

443
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,042
<i>Wait, wait,
wait.</i>

444
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,175
<i>Let me put the video
again.</i>

445
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,264
<i>♪ Run fast,
It's what I do ♪</i>

446
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,223
<i>♪ I like to run fast
and you can do it too ♪</i>

447
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,790
<i>♪ Running is great ♪</i>

448
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,487
?What are you doing?

449
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,707
This is the rap album
how wisely

450
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,318
you convinced me not to launch

451
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,494
because you always take care of me.

452
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,105
If you stop doing it,
I will die.

453
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,195
- Mm.
- So I hear you.

454
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,718
No more movie.

455
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,763
The cameras are just there
because Marty and I

456
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:37,289
we don't know how to be friends
without working together.

457
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,681
I love you, Reg.

458
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:42,555
Please, my dear,
take me back.

459
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,557
But only professionally.

460
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,907
Alright...

461
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,257
because I didn't accept the job.

462
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:52,652
?Do you remember the scooter
What did I buy from you a long time ago?

463
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,308
always handsome
by Reggie Dinkins.

464
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,266
just like me
did illegally.

465
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,617
But, Reg,
those idiots angelenos

466
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,750
they think you are
a lost cause.

467
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,623
The truth is that
I'm already out of ideas.

468
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,887
But you do have one,
so...

469
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:14,848
?Do you want to take a risk?

470
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,720
?Are you saying
what i think you say?

471
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,375
?Can I buy a gun?

472
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,466
I say we have
to find Arthur Tobin.

473
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,340
!Ah!

474
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,734
We didn't arrive on time.

475
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,172
Brilliant.

476
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,565
?Did you lie when you said
that you were from baltimore?

477
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,872
What a strange lie!
- ?That? No.

478
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,353
I just needed time
to think.

479
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,269
Arthur, I understand why.
you don't want to go back home

480
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,574
this way again.

481
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,489
I know about Professor Squeeze.

482
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,274
It's not your fault,
robot to be played

483
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,797
by Keira Knightley.

484
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,147
It's your fault, Viola Davis.

485
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,063
Okay, wow, yes, congratulations,
Monica.

486
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,804
You are right again.

487
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,546
You can't trust me
for nothing.

488
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,243
I can't even sell myself
properly

489
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,853
and I haven't worked
since then.

490
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,420
They repossessed my car,

491
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,509
so i had to take
the bus here

492
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,904
to the first job
They have offered me in two years.

493
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,819
?So you lied when
you said you accepted it

494
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,473
because I am your hero
from childhood?

495
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,735
I never said that.

496
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,866
you are not my hero
of childhood.

497
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,259
Here's the thing, Arthur.

498
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,956
I was wrong about you.

499
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,437
I thought you couldn't understand
Reggie's life

500
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,787
but maybe you are
the only person who can.

501
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,268
Because you screwed up so much
like me

502
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,012
You. I. Same.

503
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,233
?They say they want
come back?

504
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,409
If we are going to do it,
We will do it your way.

505
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,802
Reggie has to face
what happened,

506
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,761
like in the documentary
by David Beckham where he admitted

507
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,284
What did those stupid people do?
haircuts.

508
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,025
?Do you remember
African braids?

509
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,462
<i>He met Nelson Mandela
with those braids.</i>

510
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:52,859
Hey, if this ends
working,

511
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,427
We all win.

512
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,429
But you will also have
what to teach people

513
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,126
his good side.

514
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:01,911
Reggie made a mistake, but
deserves a second chance.

515
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,523
They both deserve it.

516
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,221
Use <i>that</i> in the documentary.

517
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,267
Maybe.

518
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,660
At least that was real.

519
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:15,447
!Wow!
I just remembered something.

520
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:19,146
!Guys, guys, stop it!

521
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,539
Sorry, Mr. D.

522
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,018
We were waiting for you to arrive
to save him

523
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:25,239
with a famous sword,
but you never showed up.

524
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,286
?Did I do it right, Reggie?


